The Stag Contract – The Full Set of Rules

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Warning: The following Easy-to-download Stag Contract is not technically legally binding, however, by signing on the dotted line at the bottom of this printable document, you are hereby agreeing to the terms, conditions, penalties and forfeits that may befall you, should you break the rules!

 

You can download the Stag Contract for signing here!

 

THE OFFICIAL STAG CONTRACT

 

I ……………………………………………………….. do hereby swear that by signing this stag contract, I am under moral and absolute obligation to strictly follow all of the terms and conditions laid out below, for the entirety of………………………………………………………..’s Stag weekend in…………………………………………………

Anyone who finds themselves breaking the terms and conditions of this contract, is subject to the forfeits and punishments of the rest of the group. I understand this risk and am ready, willing and able to carry out my tasks to the best of my abilities!

Clause A: Decisions and Party Leader’s

i. As the organiser of the stag do, the Best Man is responsible for having the last say in all decisions for the group. The Best Man must listen to the opinions of the group. However, the call is his to make at the end of the day.
ii. In the case that the stag strongly disagrees with any of the Best Man’s decisions, the plans will change to accommodate the stags needs and requests.

Clause B: Looking After the Stag

i. The Stag is the undisputed centre of attention at all times, it is my obligation to keep an eye on the Stag and make sure he is having the best time he possibly could have.
ii. The Stag must be returned to his wife-to-be in (almost) the same condition as he was received – no permanent, or long-term damage can be made to his physical person without his consent, inclusive of tattoo’s, piercings, broken bones or shaved body parts.
iii. On the occasion that the Stag is too inebriated to make sane decisions, the rest of the group is responsible for ensuring he does not place his forthcoming marriage, health, finances and wellbeing in harm or peril.

Clause C: Alcohol Consumption

i. Drinking alcohol is mandatory for the duration of the stag do. Only in the circumstance of a fatal allergy, can a member of the group be exempt from this rule.
ii. Everyone must buy a round of drinks each night out – if anyone is caught trying to duck out of paying for their round – they will not be included in any rounds for the remainder of the stag do.
iii. Know your own limit. In a big group, people cannot be responsible for looking after you – they already have to look after themselves and the stag so don’t be a dick and get so drunk that you ruin other people’s night – you’ll regret it.

Clause D: What happens on the Stag, stays on the Stag

i. Talking about the intricate (x-rated) details of the stag with non-group members before, during and after the event is forbidden.
ii. Talking to a wife or girlfriend during the stag do is fine – however unless in the case of a serious emergency, calls must not interrupt activities, games and general group bonding moments.
ii.b. During said conversations, under no circumstances can you divulge information to your wife or girlfriend pertaining to any possibly incriminating information regarding the stag or any other members of the group. (Women talk lads!)
iii. Social media: photos may be uploaded to social media, however if there are any photos that may expose any members of the group (you know what we mean) then these are strictly forbidden to be posted unless consent is provided by that member.

FINAL CLAUSE: The Essentials

i. You are morally obliged to act as a wingman for all other (single) members of your group.
ii. You are forbidden from getting into a physical fight with any other member of the group or locals for any reason.
iii. You are to have each other’s backs at all times.
iv. You are required to rise to the occasion and be on top of your game at all times.

 

Signature of Party Member ………………………

 

Signature of Party Leader ………………………